She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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