Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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