Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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