I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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