people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I need to sanitize my soul.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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