Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
ttyl tear gas
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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