The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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