just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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