Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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