I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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