He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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