Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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