Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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