pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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