I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
no, he came in my armpit
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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