Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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