going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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