she was so not down for the gang bang
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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