"it" just moved
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
how drunk are you?
Several
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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