dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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