week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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