Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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