im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You were trust falling into bushes
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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