Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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