my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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