I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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