Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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