we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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