The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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