They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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