Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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