well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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