Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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