it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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