why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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