My friends, they love my intelligence
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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