ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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