obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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