Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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