I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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