if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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