Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Sorry about my life...
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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