one might say we're banned from that church
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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