Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
