Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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