Fine. I'll sleep in my office
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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