Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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