I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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