Sponge bath it is.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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