is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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