the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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