You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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