is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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