hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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